The other day I was in a break room with the whole office staff at my firm. We were eating birthday pie.
I noticed I was the only guy in the room with any facial hair. I don't think there are a lot of bearded attorneys.
Case in point: If you do a google image search for "attorney beard" it will first ask if you meant "attorney board," before going on to provide you with lots of clean-faced attorneys with the last name "Beard." Like this guy...
Classifications intrigue me. I found the other day that I like reversing Jeff Foxworthy's premise to make a kind of anti-humor--jokes that are funny to me precisely because they aren't really funny.
Without further ado:
You are unlikely to be a redneck if...
1. You work in high finance.
2. You are the Editor-in-Chief of Yale Law Review.
3. You have an expansive and well diversified portfolio.
It goes on endlessly, but it never really gets any better. Back to work.