I was reflecting the other day on some of the things I've learned from television and motion pictures.
These observations are scant, but I don't have the time for much else...
1. If your dad is in the military, he does not want you to be in a band. Also, being shipped off to "the academy" against your will is a constant threat.
2. Terrorists and Russians have no defense against teens with firearm/computer training.
3. People in New York constantly honk their horns just for the sake of honking their horns--even right outside of the Law and Order courtroom.