Before I met you, Sunbeam electric blanky, I was sad and lonely. I had nothing to live for but the sweet, sweet hope that someday someone like you might come along...
Now that I have you in my life, the world will never be the same...
Ah, blanket, how you say?... I love you.
(Results may vary. )
12 comments:
I wouldn't mind sharing an electric blanket with those two ladies.
IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!!!
i wouldn't mind sharing an electric blanket with myself in my freezing hovel. how much does one spend n that?
I got a mid range one for a queen. I think it was $90, but I don't really know because I bought it with Amazon.com rewards. I think on a deal you can get a quality twin blanket for $40.
Hey B, I'm sorry, what do you mean?
I mean I'd like to "snuggle" with them under a "warm" "blanket."
If you know what I mean.
that's much money. i will stick with wool socks and cap.
B, are you beating around the bush of a dutch oven? Or covered wagon?
You dog...
P.S. There is a chance that electric blankets cause cancer. But probably less of a chance than the chain smoking Russian hussies.
dear t-rex,
Do as the Philippinos do and make a rice bag.(they don't really do this, but my sister does) Take two pieces of longish fabric, pour rice(bigas, not canin) inside. Sew up real nice and tight-like. Place in microwave for 2-3 minutes. Take it to bed with you and it will give you much pleasure. You can also wrap it around your neck. (that's what she said) (not really)
woops - the sewing comes first, then the pouring of the rice inside the pocket and then more sewing, but you're prob. smart enough to figure that out.
The rice bag is a nice thing to do... If you want to come within an inch of death in a toxic microwave accident.
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