Contracts

If you do a google image search for "contracts" you won't find anything too great--stock photos, some forms, and a few unfunny cartoons.

That's probably a decent representation of Contract Law as a whole. It's at least good as this representation:



Now imagine that diagram turned into an 75 minute lecture. Right before lunch. About an hour after you just drank 24 oz of water.

Welcome to Contracts Country. Population: Suckers.