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Dear guys:

It's not going to get any funnier or better. Case in point, I've spent the past two days trying to think of other 70's artists whose name's sound like a food item. That's the bar I've been shooting for, and I'm not even hitting it.

Maybe I'll try again next week.

Identity Theft

Jim Crocheese.

International Law

Never going to get old...

Evolution of the Chicken McNugent

Law of Progress

I never said my blog would be worth it, only that it would be easy...

Evolution of the Chicken Nugent

Cowboy Law

I had no idea it'd been two weeks. Maybe five days, but not two weeks. And now I feel silly because I didn't really come here to make a real post--kind of walked through the dinner party on my way to the metaphorical fridge. I'm in my robe, not even wearing pants, and all I wanted was a coke.

Anyway, this is what I came for:

Loving Her Was Easier Than Anything (I'll Ever Do Again).

It's not funny. It's not that interesting. It doesn't have anything to do with law, other than copyright violation. I just can't get it out of my head.

So next time I see you, or write you, or text you, no matter what I have to say, I'm really singing this in my head.